A couple of random facts

Here is a list of totally random things. Some might be so random to the point that they somehow correlate.

1. Getting up early on a Saturday to clean the balcony windows is an act which somehow implies that you have assumed responsibility of cleaning every other thing in the house as well.

2. You could never do something as well as how the person who asked you to do it could have done it.

3. It is perfectly ok for you to be interrupted from whatever you are doing to do the bidding of another. But this is never the case even if you were to ask nicely, vice versa.

4. Modern thoughts my foot. You would never be as important as the other gender.

5. The fact that you have worked before, and are not working now, still means that you are 'earning', and hence you must pick up the tab for as many things as possible.

6. The fact that you have never worked a single minute of your life means that you have never 'earned' before, and hence would be automatically given a large sum of money to compensate for the difference between yourself and those who have worked, but would never be expected to pick up the tab because you have, never 'earned' before.

7. Gazette :)